- Paul Buchman: See, this is what I never would've seen coming.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: Just hold on.
- Paul Buchman: Seriously, who would've thought, the tragedy of natural selection.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: This is not a tragedy.
- Susannah: Excuse me.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: I mean for him.
- Ira Buchman: Look, I, I thought they could've been friends.
- Susannah: It's a cat and a bird. Figure it out.
- Ira Buchman: So now I know.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: Ira, come on, tell her you're sorry.
- Ira Buchman: James, it's the circle of life.