Magnum, P.I. (TV Series)

I Do? (1983)

Tom Selleck: Thomas Magnum

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Quotes 

• Marsha Mackenzie : [to departing Greta and Otto]  Bye!

  Magnum : Thanks. Bye-bye.

  Marsha Mackenzie : [after they'd gone, she sighs]  I thought they would never leave. The, uh, threshold, don't you think that was a bit much?

  Magnum : Isn't that how it's done?

  Marsha Mackenzie : Sure. In 1947.

  [and then Thomas accidentally steps on her bridal dress, and it rips] 

  Marsha Mackenzie : Oh! Watch out! Oh, you... *big klutz!*

  Magnum : I didn't do anything. I was just standing here.

  Marsha Mackenzie : [yells]  Do you have any idea how much this dress cost?

  Magnum : Hey!

  [chuckles] 

  Magnum : It was an accident. I'm sorry!

  Marsha Mackenzie : Well, I should have known. Big body, little brain.

  Magnum : This is not gonna be easy...

  Marsha Mackenzie : Brilliant deduction.

  Magnum : Look...

  [scoffs] 

  Magnum : Don't you think that we could try to be just a little understanding? Otherwise we're gonna be at each other's throats!

  Marsha Mackenzie : Don't you threaten me.

  Magnum : That is not a threat!

  Marsha Mackenzie : Stop yelling!

  Magnum : I'm not yelling! I'm speaking loudly! You're the one that's yelling!

  Harry MacKenzie : [enters]  Hey, hey, hey! Knock it off! This is a *nice* neighborhood. You two are beginning to sound like you actually are married.

  Marsha Mackenzie : I'd rather *be dead!*

  [leaves in a huff]