Maid Marian and Her Merry Men (TV Series)

Rotten Rose: Part 1 (1990)

Kate Lonergan: Marian

Quotes 

• Guy of Gisborne : [telling about his Christmas presents]  And my own personal Walkman!

  Marian : [pretending to be interested]  Really!

  Guy of Gisborne : Well, he runs if you shout at him. And- I have a yo-yo!

  Marian : Have you?

  Guy of Gisborne : Yo! Ha, ha, ha! Do you get it? I said I've got a yo-yo, you said, "Have you?" and I said, "Yo"!

  Marian : [fake laugh]  Yes! Hysterical! Shall we find somewhere to sit down?

• Marian : [Marian and Nettle watch from a distance as the hysterical young women of Worksop flock around Robin]  Young girls! It's pathetic, isn't it?

  Cowpat : [to Robin]  Would you mind signing my arm, please? I've never met a real star before!

  Robin : Oh well, I suppose so, okay, yeah!

  Cowpat : Oh, I'll never wash again!

  'Rotten' Rose Scargill : You never wash anyway.

  Robin : Who shall I put it to?

  Cowpat : Cowpat, please!

  Robin : Cowpat. It's a pretty name. "To Cowpat, with love and best wishes from-"

  'Rotten' Rose Scargill : Can I touch your hair, please?

  Robin : Well...

  'Rotten' Rose Scargill : Can I, can I, can I?

  Marian : Look at him! His head's so swollen it'll split in two in a minute, and his brains'll drop out.

  Robin : [Calls over]  Hey! Marian! Apparently Smash Hits readers have voted me the outlaw they'd most like to snog!