Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

Funeral (2000)

Justin Berfield: Reese

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• Malcolm : Hey! You can't leave this mess here. I've got a guest coming over.

  Reese : Too bad. Thanks to you, no one has to do anything anymore. It's anarchy, baby. That's the word, right?

• Malcolm : I did a terrible thing today. I tore this family apart and I'm really sorry for that. But... it's not half as bad as what Reese did!

  [opens up Reese's backpack and pulls out the destroyed Mighty Man doll] 

  Lois : Oh, my God! Was this Dewey's present?

  Dewey : Present?

  Lois : Reese, how could you? Do you know how expensive this was? Hal?

  Hal : I'm on it. That was a terrible thing to do to your little brother.

  Malcolm : There's more. He was going to bury it with Aunt Helen.

  Hal : You were going to make Aunt Helen spend eternity with a crushed Mighty Man?

  Dewey : M-Mighty Man?

  Lois : I can't believe you.

  Hal : This is a whole new low, Reese.

  Reese : First of all, this is all circumstantial. I don't know how that thing got in my backpack. As for this Aunt Helen business, no one knows what I would've done at that funeral because we're not going.

  Lois : Who says we're not going?

  Reese : You did.

  Lois : Well, you can guess again. You are going to march right up to that coffin and apologize to that poor, dead woman.