Reese:
Dad, remember the chocolate soufflé I made for Thanksgiving two years ago?
Hal:
Oh, yeah, that was...
Reese:
RAT PUKE compared to what I have planned. The crêpes I made last Thanksgiving?
Hal:
Oh, they were...
Reese:
CRAP next to what we're having tonight. Don't think of this as a meal. This is like eating the Mona Lisa.
Francis:
[
sobbing] Don't tell me not to cry! Maybe my tears will make an ocean, and you can sail off on a boat to a new life without me!
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