- Georgie Pillson: [after meeting the Padre, who affects a phoney Scottish accent] Funny accent he had, didn't he?
- Emmeline 'Lucia' Lucas: Little tipsy, I thought.
- Georgie Pillson: Scotch, perhaps.
- Emmeline 'Lucia' Lucas: Or both, perhaps.
- Miss Elizabeth Mapp: Dear Quaint Irene, if you know I've let it, why bother to come?
- 'Quaint' Irene Coles: Because I was hoping for a cocktail and because we want to know the price you screwed her up to.
- Miss Elizabeth Mapp: The price I...
- 'Quaint' Irene Coles: What's she gonna pay ya?
- Godiva 'Diva' Plaistow: The damage.
- 'Quaint' Irene Coles: The dibs.
- 'Quaint' Irene Coles: If you've made her pay through the nose, then Diva here should make you pay through the nose, and me Diva for mine. Equality, fraternity and nosality!
- Miss Elizabeth Mapp: Diva dear, old friends though we are, I should be sorry to have a mind like yours.