Married... with Children (TV Series)

Magnificent Seven (1992)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Yeah, nothing can ruin Sunday for me.

  [sniffs] 

  Al Bundy : Wait a minute, what's that?

  [sniffs around, then turns to Kelly] 

  Al Bundy : Open your mouth.

  [Kelly opens her mouth, Al smells her breath] 

  Al Bundy : It's an M&M!

  [realizes what this means, then turns to Peg] 

  Al Bundy : Oh, God, your family's coming! How much time do I have?

  [doorbell rings] 

  Al Bundy : Great Caesar's ghost, they're here! Have you made the preparation?

  Peggy Bundy : Of course.

  Al Bundy : What about the dog?

  Peggy Bundy : He's ready.

  [shot of Buck, wearing a large sign around his neck: "I AM NOT FOR EATING."] 

  Kelly Bundy : Shouldn't we have a sign like that?

• Peggy Bundy : [opens the door]  Zemus! Ida Mae!

  Zemus : Peggy, you look good enough to eat!

  [he moves to hug her, she smacks him on the forehead] 

  Zemus : [moves to hug Kelly]  Little cousin...

  Kelly Bundy : [smacks him]  No!

  Zemus : [opens his arms]  Big boy...

  Bud Bundy : [raising a fist]  Don't even dream about it, Zemus.

  Zemus : So where's the dog?

  [Buck is seen holding a rolled-up newspaper in his mouth] 

• Kelly Bundy : [about Seven]  We'll take him up to Bud's room. Have you ever seen a rubber woman?

  Bud Bundy : Isis is not rubber. She's breathable latex. And she breaks, just like a little girl.