Married... with Children (TV Series)

Old Insurance Dodge (1993)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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Quotes 

• Bud : Why are you watching Spanish television?

  Kelly : Spanish? I thought they were just English words I didn't know.

• Peggy : This is just their starting offer. Go bargain with him.

  Bud : No, we don't want Dad to negotiate. He's a moron.

  Al : I am. I am a moron. What should I do?

  Kelly : Just remember the old saying, "A bird in the hand is worth a foot in the tush".

  Al : What are you saying?

  Kelly : I don't know.

• Al : What should I do?

  Peggy : Negotiate.

  Bud : Take the money.

  Kelly : Buy a vowel.

• Kelly : Here's a Mercedes for 50K's. You don't even need money. I happen to have some spare K's from those letters they sent home from school saying, "Kelly is an idiot". Who's the idiot now?

  Al : [Overwhelmed]  Peg.

  Peggy : That's great news, Honey. Why don't you run up and get those K's?

  Kelly : You betcha and Bud, you can help too. You can probably get one out of the paper because there's always one in there about President Clinton and his cat.

  Bud : And the current controversy over campaign contribution.

  Kelly : Wow. What a veritable cornucopia of K's.

• Kelly : Dad, can we go for a ride in the new Mercedes?

  Al : Well Pumpkin, I don't have the new Mercedes anymore. See, when I took it back to ask for a free fill up, they had the nerve to ask me when I was gonna buy the damn thing. Like I'd buy a foreign car. If I'm gonna cheat somebody, it's gonna be an American company. So kids, who wants to take a ride in my new loaner: a Lincoln Town Car?