Married... with Children (TV Series)

Old Insurance Dodge (1993)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Peggy : Bud, how many times do I have to tell you, don't play with your food or I'm gonna give it to the dog. And if the dog plays with it, I'm gonna give it to your father.

• Peggy : This is just their starting offer. Go bargain with him.

  Bud : No, we don't want Dad to negotiate. He's a moron.

  Al : I am. I am a moron. What should I do?

  Kelly : Just remember the old saying, "A bird in the hand is worth a foot in the tush".

  Al : What are you saying?

  Kelly : I don't know.

• Al : What should I do?

  Peggy : Negotiate.

  Bud : Take the money.

  Kelly : Buy a vowel.

• Kelly : Here's a Mercedes for 50K's. You don't even need money. I happen to have some spare K's from those letters they sent home from school saying, "Kelly is an idiot". Who's the idiot now?

  Al : [Overwhelmed]  Peg.

  Peggy : That's great news, Honey. Why don't you run up and get those K's?

  Kelly : You betcha and Bud, you can help too. You can probably get one out of the paper because there's always one in there about President Clinton and his cat.

  Bud : And the current controversy over campaign contribution.

  Kelly : Wow. What a veritable cornucopia of K's.

• Peggy : Liar? You know, no one has ever called me that in all my 24 years. Oh come on, it's not like it's your money. Hello?

  [hangs up] 

  Peggy : Boy, you file one multi-million dollar claim and all that good neighbor crap just flies out the window.

• Peggy : Hey Al, you remember the time we tried to outrun the cops in the Dodge?

  Al : Yeah, but he eventually caught us though. He's pretty fast for a guy on foot.