Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Dateless Amigo (1989)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy Rhoades

Quotes 

• Marcy Rhoades : Oh, God, Steve, don't tell everyone about your insane quest to create a 99-cent coin.

  Steve Rhoades : Al... I invented the 99-cent coin. Have you ever noticed how things cost $7.00 and 99 cents? $14.00 and 99 cents? $99.00 and 99 cents? Well, my coin would eliminate the messy change that only catches the attention of those obnoxious beggars who hassle you on your way to your Mercedes. Think of it, Al. Anything you want. You just plunk down old number 99. It's a plan without flaws.

  Al Bundy : What about tax?

  Steve Rhoades : [after pause]  You sound just like those fools in the treasury department.

  Marcy Rhoades : Well, dear, maybe if you didn't insist on putting your picture on the coin.

  Steve Rhoades : Who should it have been, yours? The important thing is, Al, you gotta see your dreams through, buddy. All they can do is laugh at you.

  Marcy Rhoades : And audit you for five straight years.

• Steve Rhoades : Al said he had some great news and I've got a $70 bottle of champagne and a $10 bottle of wine. Are you moving away?

  [Steve holds up the $70 champagne bottle] 

  Peggy Bundy : No.

  Steve Rhoades : Alrighty.

  [Steve hands the champagne bottle to Marcy and holds up the $10 wine bottle] 

  Steve Rhoades : Are you going on a very extended vacation?

  Peggy Bundy : No.

  Steve Rhoades : Alrighty.

  [Steve hands the wine bottle to Marcy] 

  Steve Rhoades : Well, if the news is good enough, I still have a chiclet in my pocket we could divvy up.

  Marcy Rhoades : Now, Steve, Peggy may think we don't like them.

  [Marcy holds up both bottles] 

  Marcy Rhoades : Is Al going to prison?