Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Dateless Amigo (1989)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

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• Kelly Bundy : Bud, look at yourself. Face the ugly truth. They don't have woods deep enough to grow the kind of girls who'd be willing to date you. I mean, maybe you're aiming too high. You know, a live girl. See, your problem is you've got caviar taste and a pizza face. Aim a little lower. Hey, logs can't run away. Well, then, there's the dead. I mean, one who's been dead long enough might even think that you're a good catch. Hey, I know. How about a nice department-store mannequin? I mean, they're used to being undressed by sexless boys.

  Bud Bundy : Thanks for the help, Bleached Blanket Bimbo.

  Kelly Bundy : They may call me bimbo, but at least they call me.

• Bud Bundy : The day I stoop low enough to date a mannequin is the day I truly earn the name Bundy.

• [Al screams and a crash is heard] 

  Teddy : What was that?

  Bud Bundy : [unconcerned]  I don't know. I guess my dad fell and hurt himself.

• Al Bundy : Now, I'll just turn Kelly on.

  Bud Bundy : Then won't you be needing some candy and $5.00?

• Kelly Bundy : Thanks, Mom. Was there no one else you could marry?

  Peggy Bundy : Yeah. Like I could have really seen this coming.

  Al Bundy : Ha, ha. Shut up, Peg. Well, what do you think of my little invention?

  Peggy Bundy : [to Steve and Marcy]  Oh, God. This is really it. This is all he's going to be. This is all he's going to have. And I'm going to have it with him!

  Al Bundy : Son?

  Bud Bundy : It's "Bud" to you, Dad.