Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Dateless Amigo (1989)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Steve Rhoades : Al said he had some great news and I've got a $70 bottle of champagne and a $10 bottle of wine. Are you moving away?

  [Steve holds up the $70 champagne bottle] 

  Peggy Bundy : No.

  Steve Rhoades : Alrighty.

  [Steve hands the champagne bottle to Marcy and holds up the $10 wine bottle] 

  Steve Rhoades : Are you going on a very extended vacation?

  Peggy Bundy : No.

  Steve Rhoades : Alrighty.

  [Steve hands the wine bottle to Marcy] 

  Steve Rhoades : Well, if the news is good enough, I still have a chiclet in my pocket we could divvy up.

  Marcy Rhoades : Now, Steve, Peggy may think we don't like them.

  [Marcy holds up both bottles] 

  Marcy Rhoades : Is Al going to prison?

• Al Bundy : [walks past Bud and his friends while taking out the garbage]  Guys, step back and take a good look at your future.

  Boz : Boy, when I get married, my wife's going to take the garbage out.

  Peggy Bundy : And you'll get to keep everything you earn, too. Ha ha ha ha ha.

• Kelly Bundy : Thanks, Mom. Was there no one else you could marry?

  Peggy Bundy : Yeah. Like I could have really seen this coming.

  Al Bundy : Ha, ha. Shut up, Peg. Well, what do you think of my little invention?

  Peggy Bundy : [to Steve and Marcy]  Oh, God. This is really it. This is all he's going to be. This is all he's going to have. And I'm going to have it with him!

  Al Bundy : Son?

  Bud Bundy : It's "Bud" to you, Dad.