Married... with Children (TV Series)
The Dateless Amigo (1989)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Al Bundy : But I did have a great idea for an invention, and it's gonna make us so much money that people are going to HAVE to like us.
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Marcy Rhoades : Oh, God, Steve, don't tell everyone about your insane quest to create a 99-cent coin.
Steve Rhoades : Al... I invented the 99-cent coin. Have you ever noticed how things cost $7.00 and 99 cents? $14.00 and 99 cents? $99.00 and 99 cents? Well, my coin would eliminate the messy change that only catches the attention of those obnoxious beggars who hassle you on your way to your Mercedes. Think of it, Al. Anything you want. You just plunk down old number 99. It's a plan without flaws.
Al Bundy : What about tax?
Steve Rhoades : [after pause] You sound just like those fools in the treasury department.
Marcy Rhoades : Well, dear, maybe if you didn't insist on putting your picture on the coin.
Steve Rhoades : Who should it have been, yours? The important thing is, Al, you gotta see your dreams through, buddy. All they can do is laugh at you.
Marcy Rhoades : And audit you for five straight years.
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Al Bundy : [walks past Bud and his friends while taking out the garbage] Guys, step back and take a good look at your future.
Boz : Boy, when I get married, my wife's going to take the garbage out.
Peggy Bundy : And you'll get to keep everything you earn, too. Ha ha ha ha ha.
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Kelly Bundy : Thanks, Mom. Was there no one else you could marry?
Peggy Bundy : Yeah. Like I could have really seen this coming.
Al Bundy : Ha, ha. Shut up, Peg. Well, what do you think of my little invention?
Peggy Bundy : [to Steve and Marcy] Oh, God. This is really it. This is all he's going to be. This is all he's going to have. And I'm going to have it with him!
Al Bundy : Son?
Bud Bundy : It's "Bud" to you, Dad.
