Married... with Children (TV Series)

Where's the Boss? (1987)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : Hey Al, isn't she the one who got wedged in the escalator?

  Nancy : You must be the wife.

  Peggy Bundy : And you must be why they're starving in China.

• Al Bundy : You know what really bothers me? There is a guy lying dead at the bottom of the ocean, and he never even took the time to meet me.

  Peggy Bundy : Well, I bet he's sorry now, honey.

• Peggy Bundy : Come on now kids, we're Bundy's. How often do we get to be happy?

• Peggy Bundy : You ever think about sending me flowers, Al?

  Al Bundy : Why would I do that? You're still alive.

• Bud Bundy : Mom, you're cooking!

  Peggy Bundy : Well, it's not every year Kelly gets promoted to the next grade.

• Al Bundy : Hey, you know Gary, the guy who owns the shoe store. Well, he was in a plane that crashed into the ocean off the coast of Hawaii.

  Peggy Bundy : Gee, everybody gets to go to Hawaii but us.

  Al Bundy : Peg, for a change, you don't understand. A human life has just been snuffed out. Who's going to sign my paycheck?

  Peggy Bundy : What's to sign? They just hand you a roll of nickels.

• Peggy Bundy : [after hearing about Gary's plane crash]  You know, Al, maybe we should send something special to the family.

  Al Bundy : Yeah? How about some scuba gear and a body bag?

• Al Bundy : Come on, phone, ring. Tell me you got the flowers. "What a guy! We're gonna give you a raise." Come on, ring.

  [the doorbell rings] 

  Al Bundy : [picks up the phone]  Hello?

  Peggy Bundy : Al, it's the door.

  Al Bundy : Well, get it. I'm on the phone. Hello?

  [Peggy answers the door and Steve and Marcy appears] 

  Steve Rhoades , Marcy Rhoades : Hi.

  Peggy Bundy : Hi.

  Steve Rhoades : Hey, Al, did you hear about Gary?

  Al Bundy : Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's dead. Great tragedy and all that. Stay off my phone.

  [a ring is heard] 

  Al Bundy : [picks up the phone]  Hello?

  Peggy Bundy : That's the oven timer, Al.

  Al Bundy : You cooked?

  Peggy Bundy : Nah, it's just a reminder to order dinner.

• Al Bundy : [while watching TV]  Who's that?

  Peggy Bundy : That's Jade, the one with the haunted past.

  Al Bundy : I thought Iris had the haunted past.

  Peggy Bundy : That's another show.

  Woman : [on TV]  Ooh, this really is better, Jane.

  Al Bundy : Who's that?

  Peggy Bundy : Al, that's the lady who sells soap. It's a commercial. I can't stand this anymore. You have been home for one day and you are driving me crazy.

  Al Bundy : What did I do? How am I driving you crazy?

  [looks at TV] 

  Al Bundy : Who's that?

  Peggy Bundy : Oh...

  [starts choking Al] 

  Peggy Bundy : Go back to work!

  [the doorbell rings] 

  Al Bundy : Who's that?

  Peggy Bundy : Oh!

• Steve Rhoades : So, how you doing, buddy? Enjoying your first day out of work? Ooh, ooh, nice pajamas. Unemployment's really agreeing with you, big guy.

  Al Bundy : Well, it all comes down to priorities. What's more important: pride or money?

  Steve Rhoades : Money, Al. I love it. I love to look at it, and be around it, and count it. That's why I went into the bank biz, but that's me, and you're out of work. But hang in there, there's plenty of work for a man with your qualifications. Did you ever try to, uh, shoe a horse, Al? You know, you are tall enough to be Goofy at Disney World. Of course, you'd have to relocate, but they have real nice trailer parks down there.

  Al Bundy : You're enjoying yourself, aren't you, Steve?

  Steve Rhoades : [chuckles]  Remember what you did to my dog, Al?

  Al Bundy : Yes, I do.

  Steve Rhoades : To continue, then. You could get yourself some flowers and sell them at the expressway off-ramp.

  Marcy Rhoades : Now, Steve...

  Steve Rhoades : Oh, can't I do one more?

  Marcy Rhoades : Well... okay.

  Steve Rhoades : You could sell your blood, Al. They give you juice and cookies afterwards.

  Peggy Bundy : Gee, Al, if you could manage to stagger home without spilling the juice, that would be dinner for the family.