Married... with Children (TV Series)
Where's the Boss? (1987)
David Garrison: Steve Rhoades
Quotes
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Steve Rhoades : He was flying his own jet, had an equipment failure, bailed out and washed ashore at a topless hula school. They made a litter for him out of their grass skirts and nursed him back to health. They think he's a god... so do I.
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Al Bundy : Come on, phone, ring. Tell me you got the flowers. "What a guy! We're gonna give you a raise." Come on, ring.
[the doorbell rings]
Al Bundy : [picks up the phone] Hello?
Peggy Bundy : Al, it's the door.
Al Bundy : Well, get it. I'm on the phone. Hello?
[Peggy answers the door and Steve and Marcy appears]
Steve Rhoades , Marcy Rhoades : Hi.
Peggy Bundy : Hi.
Steve Rhoades : Hey, Al, did you hear about Gary?
Al Bundy : Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's dead. Great tragedy and all that. Stay off my phone.
[a ring is heard]
Al Bundy : [picks up the phone] Hello?
Peggy Bundy : That's the oven timer, Al.
Al Bundy : You cooked?
Peggy Bundy : Nah, it's just a reminder to order dinner.
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Al Bundy : Doesn't anybody understand what I'm talking about? I work for a guy who wouldn't spit on me if he saw me.
Steve Rhoades : Ah, come on, Al. Don't be so hard on yourself. I'm sure he'd spit on you if he saw you.
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Steve Rhoades : So, how you doing, buddy? Enjoying your first day out of work? Ooh, ooh, nice pajamas. Unemployment's really agreeing with you, big guy.
Al Bundy : Well, it all comes down to priorities. What's more important: pride or money?
Steve Rhoades : Money, Al. I love it. I love to look at it, and be around it, and count it. That's why I went into the bank biz, but that's me, and you're out of work. But hang in there, there's plenty of work for a man with your qualifications. Did you ever try to, uh, shoe a horse, Al? You know, you are tall enough to be Goofy at Disney World. Of course, you'd have to relocate, but they have real nice trailer parks down there.
Al Bundy : You're enjoying yourself, aren't you, Steve?
Steve Rhoades : [chuckles] Remember what you did to my dog, Al?
Al Bundy : Yes, I do.
Steve Rhoades : To continue, then. You could get yourself some flowers and sell them at the expressway off-ramp.
Marcy Rhoades : Now, Steve...
Steve Rhoades : Oh, can't I do one more?
Marcy Rhoades : Well... okay.
Steve Rhoades : You could sell your blood, Al. They give you juice and cookies afterwards.
Peggy Bundy : Gee, Al, if you could manage to stagger home without spilling the juice, that would be dinner for the family.