Martin (TV Series)
Love T.K.O. (1995)
Martin Lawrence: Martin Payne
Quotes
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[Cole is trying to hide from Big Shirley's triplets]
Tommy Strawn : Cole, you running from some little kids?
Martin Payne : Man, Big Shirley's triplets ain't hardly little.
Cole Brown : Word up. Repeat this, Tommy. They only three years old, right? And they already bigger than all three of their daddies.
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Tommy Strawn : Maybe it's time to move on, man.
Martin Payne : Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cole Brown : I can't, Tommy. It hurt. Big Shirley gonna leave a big space in my life, man.
Martin Payne : She is gonna leave that. It's probably gonna take two or three women to fill that up, Cole.
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Tommy Strawn : There are plenty of women out there that are smart, attractive, and single.
Martin Payne : Yeah.
Cole Brown : Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Martin Payne : You just gotta find one that'll fit inside the Pacer this time.
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[Cole enters with a new girl]
Cole Brown : This is Rochelle.
Martin Payne : Hey, how you doing, Rochelle? What's your problem?
[Rochelle keeps looking behind her as Cole speaks]
Cole Brown : Man, man, ain't nothing wrong with her, okay? She quiet and she got dental benefits.
Rochelle : Nice to meet you.
Cole Brown : Check that smile.
Martin Payne : But I don't understand, Rochelle, why you keep looking over your shoulder. Wha-What? Is the cops chasing you or something?
Rochelle : No, I'm sorry, but I've been having the strangest feeling. It's like we're being followed or something.
[the room starts to shake]
Gina Waters-Payne : Yo. Yo, y'all feel that?
Martin Payne : Wait, wait a minute. There ain't no damn earthquakes in Detroit.
Cole Brown : I know that rumble anywhere.
Cole Brown , Martin Payne , Rochelle , Gina Waters-Payne , Pamela James , Tommy Strawn : BIG SHIRLEY!
[everyone runs away]