- Gloria Munson: What do you think I should do for my first exercise?
- Sue Ann Nivens: What about a headstand.
- Gloria Munson: You mean, you just want me to stand on my head.
- Sue Ann Nivens: No, I want to stand on your head.
- Gloria Munson: Sue Ann Nivens! You're my idol and my favorite TV personality!
- Sue Ann Nivens: I don't believe I've met this charming and perceptive person.
- Murray Slaughter: Are your knees shaking?
- Lou Grant: And I'm sweating behind the ears... What is it?
- Murray Slaughter: Maybe we're in love...
- Sue Ann Nivens: Oh, Mary, I see you're off - have fun at that wedding, and kiss all the ushers for me!
- Mary Richards: Sue Ann, you don't kiss the ushers at a wedding!
- Sue Ann Nivens: Mary, dear, don't tell ME how to have fun at a wedding!