The Mary Tyler Moore Show (TV Series)
I Love a Piano (1974)
Edward Asner: Lou Grant
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Quotes
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[Mary and Lou are hustling around the newsroom, upset that Murray has been out to lunch all afternoon]
Mary Richards : Oh, well, I just don't believe it - 4:30 and Murray is still not back from lunch?
Lou Grant : Doesn't he know that we have a show to get on the air?
Ted Baxter : You know, it's fascinating. Here in Minneapolis/St. Paul, it's 4:30 and we're hard at work. In New York, it's the cocktail hour, and the lights are beginning to twinkle on the Great White Way. And, in London, smartly dressed theater-goers are strolling down the Strand for a late supper at the Savoy. And in Tokyo, it's tomorrow. Actually tomorrow! Do you realize there are people alive here in Minneapolis who are already dead in Tokyo?
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[Murray has returned to the newsroom, drunk]
Lou Grant : What have you been drinking?
Murray Slaughter : Pouilly-Fuissé.
Lou Grant : [nods] Too bad.
Mary Richards : What do you... mean? What? Why?
Lou Grant : I've been a newsman for thirty years. I've sobered up guys who were drunk on everything from scotch to aftershave lotion. But never once in my life have I had to sober up anyone who was drunk on Pouilly-Fuissé. I don't know what to do! I don't know whether to give him black coffee or cheese!
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Lou Grant : You want a debate, go to William Buckley! You wanted an answer, I gave you one.