The Mary Tyler Moore Show (TV Series)

Put on a Happy Face (1973)

Valerie Harper: Rhoda Morgenstern

Quotes 

• Rhoda Morgenstern : You're having a lousy streak. I happen to be having a terrific streak. Soon the world will be back to normal again. Tomorrow you will meet a crown head of Europe and marry. I will have a fat attack, eat 300 peanut butter cups and die.

• Rhoda Morgenstern : Eat some candy.

  Mary Richards : Rhoda, chocolate solves nothing.

  Rhoda Morgenstern : No no, cottage cheese solves nothing. Chocolate can do it all.