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- Edison Carter: [getting out of Rik's rickshaw] Uh, what do I owe you, Rik?
- Rik: Be nice to animals.
- [He rides off]
- Edison Carter: Weird.
- Mrs. Formby: How would you feel about making Max available to a principal client?
- Bryce Lynch: Well, if they don't care when he comes or goes, or what he says or does, then fine.