McCloud (TV Series)
The Stage Is All the World (1970)
Richard Dawson: Ted Callender
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Quotes
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Ted Callender : Oh, I am sorry if my loud, crude, vulgar voice is giving you a headache.
Chief Peter Clifford : The pain, Mr Callender, is not in my head.
Ted Callender : Oh, you're a charmer, you are. Well I almost had a headache, you know what sort? The sort of headache you get when lead goes in here and comes out here!
[indicating his head]
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Sam McCloud : Mr Callender, about that party o' yours tonight...
Ted Callender : I ain't calling it off.
Sam McCloud : You know it's going to be very difficult to guard you with all those people there.
Ted Callender : Well, that's your problem, mate.
Sam McCloud : It's your life.
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Ted Callender : [glancing through a book of mugshots] Oh, this is hopeless. A thousand bleeding villains and not one of them looks like the parisher that shot me. Why you wanted her ladyship along I got no idea, I really haven't. She just caught one glimpse of the geezer downstairs, she's probably looking for someone with emerald eyes, purple earholes and lightning flashing out of his hooter.
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Ted Callender : You see, the tribe desperately needs the harvest. There's drought over the porridge fields, blight on the op crops or some bloody catastrophe or other, and so a sacrifice has to be made. A sacrifice of a beautiful girl. Now, why beautiful, I've got no idea at all. 'Cause if I'd lived in those days, I'd choose some right old boiler to sacrifice. But it's tradition, darling.