- Inspector Mills: Being a little dishonest is like being a little bit pregnant, Marshal. Sooner or later it leads to bigger things.
- Peter B. Clifford: [McCloud jumps onto a motorcycle] McCloud, be careful with that thing - it's not a horse!
- Sabrina Crawford: [Sabrina is against robbing a coffin] I can't do it!
- Alex Demarest: What?
- Sabrina Crawford: Can't you understand? I loved him! This is wrong! All wrong! It's immoral, Alex.
- Alex Demarest: [to Sabrina, who is black] For a lady who just helped steal 2 million dollars, you pick a fine time to turn into Snow White. No offense.
- Peter B. Clifford: [on phone in office] What are you doing in France?
- Sgt. Joe Broadhurst: [on other line, in Paris, France] We-, it's a very long story, sir, but I think we're making progress in our case.
- Peter B. Clifford: What case? I never assigned you to any case!
- Sergeant Grover: Chief, there's a call for you on one. It's from Rome.
- Peter B. Clifford: Rome, New York?
- Sergeant Grover: Rome, Italy.
- Peter B. Clifford: If this is our pair of gypsy police officers, I wonder which one's in jail this time.
- Sabrina Crawford: I've been looking all over for you.
- Calvin Jones: Yeah? You should've started here first.
- Peter B. Clifford: [referring to McCloud] Is he under arrest?
- Inspector Lelouch: Oh no, monsieur.
- Peter B. Clifford: You're slipping, McCloud.
- Sgt. Joe Broadhurst: This city averages three and a half homocides a day. Now they want us to solve one that happened three thousand miles away.
- Inspector LeBlanc: [sighs deeply] Civil service here is precarious at best, we stand on a foundation of paper. The higher the paper, the more secure the foundation.
- Sam McCloud: [showing the handcuffed "prisoner" Broadhurst to the stewardess] We'd like a quiet corner to ourselves.
- Vicki Erickson: Is he dangerous?
- Sam McCloud: 'Fraid so, ma'am.
- Vicki Erickson: You can sit right there in the lounge.
- Sam McCloud: Much obliged.
- Vicki Erickson: What did he do?
- Sam McCloud: Wouldn't want you to hear it.
- Inspector Mills: These tickets were wired to care of me early this morning. My instructions were to see that you got off without difficulty.
- Sgt. Joe Broadhurst: I wonder if this is anything like being run out of town on a rail.
- Inspector Mills: That's what I like about you Yanks. You have such a keen sense of humour.
- Sam McCloud: [after observing 2 of the gang conferring at a cafe] I'm kind of a stranger in these parts, but that girl is about the prettiest girl that I've ever seen.
- Paris Waiter: Yes.
- Sam McCloud: Would you mind if I took her glass just to remember her by?
- Sam McCloud: [Putting cash on the table] Would that take care of it?
- Paris Waiter: Oui, monsieur, very generous. But that is his glass you're holding, not hers.
- Sam McCloud: Well, a glass is a glass.
- Sam McCloud: We're tied into a murder, Joe, with enough stolen jewels to stuff a good sized turkey. We can't drop it now.
- Sgt. Joe Broadhurst: Maybe Brian Stone is still working on the case for Sir Thomas.
- Sam McCloud: Well, that's just the problem, Joe, there's just too many maybes staring us in the face. Maybe Sir Thomas was lying when he said the case was closed. Maybe these girls are carrying stuff they don't even know about. Maybe that's why Brian Stone's following them. And maybe that puts them in the same danger that got their friend Maria Ramirez killed.
- Sgt. Joe Broadhurst: That's an awful lot of maybes.
- Sam McCloud: I knew you'd agree with me.
- Eva Mueller: I don't intend to spend the next 20 years locked up with nothing but women.
- Alex Demarest: That would be a waste.
- Brian Stone: Very tasty. You should see the dungeon I'm stuck in. It's got hot and cold running rats.
- Peter B. Clifford: Wouldn't you know? Toughest jewel ring we've come up against, McCloud and his clodhoppers trip over the first lead.
- Peter B. Clifford: Well, eh... I guess missing that plane was no great tragedy, I'd already seen the movie.