- Sam McCloud: I'm gonna get Johnny to a clinic if I have to hogtie him 'n drag him there three ways to Sunday!
- Sam McCloud: You know, I always feel more at home in a new jail.
- Tereshkoff: [smiles] You have a sense of humor. A precious asset in time of adversity.
- Sam McCloud: You keep me caged up much longer and I might get downright hillarious.
- Peter B. Clifford: You alright, McCloud?
- Sam McCloud: Oh, fair to middling, I'm sure ain't hankering to see the inside of a Russian jail again.
- Peter B. Clifford: You didn't tell 'em anything?
- Sam McCloud: Well, I got nothin' to tell 'em, 'till you tell me what not to tell 'em.
- Peter B. Clifford: I can't tell you that! I haven't seen you, I'm not even here.
- [walks off]
- Sam McCloud: 'Preciate it.
- Tereshkoff: Marshal... why is it I feel I've been "rode hard and put away wet"?
- Sam McCloud: There you go.
- Sam McCloud: Well, you know, there's nothing more disturbin' to a chicken coop then an intruding' rooster.
- Peter B. Clifford: Does that lend itself to any kind of English translation?
- Sam McCloud: Yeah, the lady here is gonna fall head over heels in love with me.
- Sam McCloud: [about the Dom Kino nightclub] You know how to get there?
- Hotel Clerk: You take a taxi. The driver will now.
- Sam McCloud: Much obliged.
- Peter B. Clifford: Don't you two own any footwear besides boots?
- 1st Lieutenant: [both lieutenants glance down at their boots] We will purchase shoes tomorrow.
- [Clifford nods]
- 1st Lieutenant: Sir? Which design of shoe is best?
- Peter B. Clifford: Brown.