The Mighty Boosh (TV Series)

Hitcher (2004)

Julian Barratt: Howard Moon, Brian Ferry

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Quotes 

• Bryan Ferry : I am Bryan Ferry!

  Naboo : Have you ever seen Bryan Ferry?

  Bryan Ferry : Yeah, what's your point?

  Naboo : You look like Terry Wogan.

• Vince Noir : [digging in a small paper bag]  Do you want something to eat?

  Howard Moon : Yeah, actually. I'm quite hungry.

  Vince Noir : I've got it all in here. Ultra Violets. Flying Saucers. Strawberry Bootlace. C'mon. Get involved.

  Howard Moon : Have you got any food?

  Vince Noir : Yeah. Satin Zingers...

  Howard Moon : No, like *real* food -

  Vince Noir : ...Neptune Fizz.

  Howard Moon : - you ever heard of rice?

  Vince Noir : I've heard of Rice Krispies.

• Vince Noir : [Vince and Howard are driving in a van. Vince holds up a cassette tape]  This is the best of the sixties.

  Vince Noir : [holds up another cassette]  And this is the best of the seventies.

  Vince Noir : [lifts a huge stack of cassettes]  And this is Gary Numan.

  Howard Moon : Er, no. No way. I'm not having that. Absolutely not, I'm drawing a line under that. That's it.

  Vince Noir : What? Why?

  Howard Moon : I'm driving, it's my music we're having.

  Vince Noir : Not Jazz!

  Howard Moon : [lifts cassette]  No. This, my friend, is Jazz Funk.

  Vince Noir : Ohh, the double! That's even worse!

  Howard Moon : The mixture. The cerebral musicality of Jazz mixed with the visceral groove of funk.

  Vince Noir : Funk?

  Howard Moon : Imagine that.

  Vince Noir : Funk?

  Howard Moon : What a combo.

  Vince Noir : Jazz's deformed cousin!

• Bryan Ferry : Ah, a demo tape, how nice. Of course, it is all MP3 now. This is obsolete.

  [Throws it away] 

• Howard Moon : [Vince gives the Bear a magazine]  What are you doing?

  Vince Noir : Giving him something to read.

  Howard Moon : "The Face"? He's a Russian Bear!

  Vince Noir : So what?

  Howard Moon : Give him some Chekhov.

  [Hands Vince a play by Chekhov. Vince passes it back to the Bear]