- Rita Repulsa: How long have we been married, anyway?
- Lord Zedd: My unhappiness is so complete, it feels like a mere matter of moments. Does it feel that way to you my little sour apple?
- Rita Repulsa: Seems more like a century.
- Rito Revolto: You guys should put up a sign. That last step's a doozy.
- Rita Repulsa: Rito Revolto! What are you doing here?
- Lord Zedd: You know this klutz?
- Rita Repulsa: Know him? He's my brother.
- Rito Revolto: How you doing, sis?
- Squatt: Rita has a brother?
- Baboo: Oh, no.
- Goldar: I knew I smelled something rotting.
- Rito Revolto: [sniffing] Oh, yep. Yep, that'd be me, all right.