Mike Connors: Victor Volante

Quotes 

• Michael Anthony : [Anthony reaches Volante just outside his circus trailer]  Mr. Victor Volante?

  Victor Volante : [His mind on other matters]  Yeah, just a minute.

  Michael Anthony : My name is Michael Anthony. I have important business to discuss with you. May I, uh, come in?

  Victor Volante : [after looking Anthony up and down]  Sure, come in.

  [They enter the trailer] 

  Victor Volante : Sit down.

  Michael Anthony : Mr. Volante, I have been instructed to give you a cashier's check for $1,000,000.

  Victor Volante : Look, buster, go someplace else to find your suckers. I've got problems of my own.

  [Starts to forcibly remove Anthony] 

  Victor Volante : Now get out!

  Michael Anthony : Mr. Volante, I'm not a typical gilly.

  [Holds up check] 

  Michael Anthony : Look at this!

  Victor Volante : [Glancing at the check]  You're kidding.

  Michael Anthony : The check is a cashier's check, good at any bank. The donor wishes to remain anonymous.

  Victor Volante : I don't get it.

  Michael Anthony : On the donor's behalf, I have presented identical sums to hundreds of people, Mr. Volante.

  [Showing document] 

  Michael Anthony : If you will sign this document, pledging yourself to reveal to no one, except your wife in the event you marry, the exact amount of this gift or the circumstances under which you received it, I will turn the check over to you. If you do reveal this, whatever money or tangible assets remain in your possession, will be reclaimed on behalf of the donor.

  Victor Volante : Who wouldn't go for a deal like this. Give me that pen.

  [Signs the agreement, which Anthony retrieves] 

  Michael Anthony : And here is your check

  [Gives check to Volante] 

  Michael Anthony : Good day, Mr. Volante.

  Victor Volante : Good day, Mr. Anthony - and many of them.