Don Francks: Mr. Anybody

Quotes 

• Mr. Anybody : Sara Saturday. Will you accept the duties of queen of this Neighborhood of Make-Believe and promise to reign in justice and equity all the days of your life?

  Queen Sara Saturday : I will so accept with all your help.

  Mr. Anybody : The Neighborhood of Make-Believe crowns thee Queen Sara Friday Saturday. Long live the queen!

  All : Long live the queen!

• Mr. Anybody : Will the king and queen please join hands. Do you, King Friday XIII, love Queen Sara Friday Saturday and want to live with her always?

  King Friday XIII : I do.

  Mr. Anybody : Do you, Queen Sara Friday Saturday, love King Friday XIII and want to live with him always?

  Queen Sara Saturday : I do.

  Mr. Anybody : King Friday, will you repeat after me: 'I, King Friday XIII, take thee Queen Sara Friday Saturday, to be my lawful wedded wife. To have and to hold. In sickness and in health. In joy and in sorrow. For richer or for poorer. As long as we both shall live.'

  [Friday repeats it] 

  Mr. Anybody : Queen Sara, will you repeat after me: 'I, Queen Sara Friday Saturday, take thee King Friday XIII, to be my lawful wedded husband. To have and to hold. In sickness and in health. In joy and in sorrow. For richer or for poorer. As long as we both shall live.

  [Queen Sara repeats it] 

  Mr. Anybody : What do you give as a token of your marriage?

  King Friday XIII : Robert Troll has the token.

  [Taking the ring] 

  King Friday XIII : This is an outward sign of an inward affection, Sara.

  Queen Sara Saturday : Thank you, Friday.

  [Taking her ring] 

  Queen Sara Saturday : This is an outward sign of my affection, too, Friday.

  King Friday XIII : Thank you, Sara.

  Mr. Anybody : By the authority vested in me, by the arch-clergy of Make-Believe, I pronounce that King Friday XIII and Queen Sara Friday Saturday are now husband and wife. Who make-believe has joined together, let no man put asunder. Long live the King and Queen!

  All : Long live the King and Queen!