Mister Ed (TV Series)
Sorority House (1961)
Larry Keating: Roger Addison
Quotes
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Roger Addison : Wilbur, would you do me a favor?
Wilbur Post : Sure, what is it?
Roger Addison : Will you let me borrow your horse this weekend for State University's Homecoming football game?
Wilbur Post : I doubt they'll accept him. He never graduated from high school.
Roger Addison : I'm serious. I went today to visit the boys at Sigma Nu Delta, my old fraternity. It seems that State U's rival college, Brighton University, stole their mascott, a palomino horse. So, I promised the boys that the could use your horse for this weekend's homecoming football game. What do you say?
Wilbur Post : Well, since you promised...
[Mister Ed shoves Wilbur from behind]
Wilbur Post : You can't have him.
Roger Addison : Why, thank... I beg your pardon?
Wilbur Post : Maybe you should find another horse. Ed's very uncomfortable away from his home.
Roger Addison : But the university is only a 20 minute drive from here, and the boys will bring him back right after the game.
Wilbur Post : Well, since they'll bring him back...
[Mister Ed again shoves Wilbur from behind]
Wilbur Post : You can't have him.
Roger Addison : Wilbur, I've already promised the boys that they could have your horse. You're putting me in a difficult position.
Wilbur Post : If that's the case...
[Mister Ed shoves Wilbur a final time]
Wilbur Post : Then, you're in trouble.