Mister Ed (TV Series)

Sorority House (1961)

Allan Lane: Mister Ed

Quotes 

• [Mister Ed, alone in his stall, picks up Wilbur's ringing office phone] 

  Mister Ed : Hello?

  Kay Addison : [voice]  Hello? I'd like to make a reservation. Is this Trans Continental Airlines?

  Mister Ed : No, lady. This is the Pony Express!

  [hangs up] 

• Wilbur Post : You're some horse. You'll talk to people over the phone. You'll talk to people from behind closed doors, from behind walls, bushes. But why is it that you will not talk in front of anyone but me?

  Mister Ed : How should I know? As your wife and neighbors say, I'm just a dumb animal.

  Wilbur Post : Of all the millions of horses in this world, I end up with the one that talks.