Mister Ed (TV Series)

The First Meeting (1961)

Allan Lane: Mister Ed

Quotes 

• Wilbur Post : [after realizing for the first time that Mister Ed can talk]  This is incredible. I don't understand how it's possible.

  Mister Ed : Don't try - it's bigger than both of us.

• Wilbur Post : Look, uh... I'm sorry but you've been talking to me all day and I still don't know your name.

  Mister Ed : Call me Ed. Mister Ed.

  Wilbur Post : What kind of a name is "Ed" for a horse?

  Mister Ed : What kind of a name is "Wilbur" for a man?

• Wilbur Post : [to himself]  It's been a long time since I was a little boy.

  Mister Ed : [speaking for the first time]  It's been a long time since I was a pony.

  Wilbur Post : Who said that? No, that's impossible. Did you say that? No, how could you?

  Mister Ed : Did you say it?

  Wilbur Post : No, I didn't hear it. How could I? But I did. It's impossible. I don't believe it. Now, while I'm looking right at you say something.

  Mister Ed : Like what?

  Wilbur Post : Anything. Anything.

  Mister Ed : How now, brown cow.

• Wilbur Post : Carol, I'm telling you the truth. That horse talks.

  Carol Post : I wouldn't believe that horse talks even if the two of you stood over there and sung a duet!

  [Carol runs out of the barn] 

  Wilbur Post : [to Mister Ed]  Why didn't you talk to my wife?

  Mister Ed : I hate skeptics!

• Wilbur Post : I can't belive this. My neighbor, my wife... my own wife whom I've known for three years, thinks that I'm crazy. I tell them that I have a horse that talks and they don't belive me.

  Mister Ed : Why should they? It's ridiculous!