Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Goes Home Again (2005)
Ted Levine: Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
Quotes
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Capt. Stottlemeyer : Well, Ambrose, that's very... that's... I don't know what the hell that is.
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Capt. Stottlemeyer : [holding the police sketch of the suspect] You've never seen this guy before? In the store, hanging around the parking lot?
Young Cashier : I don't think so, but I see a lot of faces.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Sure.
Lt. Randall Disher : It looks like Kiefer Sutherland.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : [pausing] Yeah, I guess it does.
Lt. Randall Disher : It wasn't Kiefer Sutherland, was it?
Young Cashier : No, sir.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Here's a receipt. This is from your cash register. This is him, right?
Young Cashier : Mm-hmm.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Eight items at 89 cents.
Young Cashier : Yes, sir. Eight candy bars.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Eight candy bars?
Lt. Randall Disher : It really looks like Kiefer Sutherland. You know, maybe we should - before we distribute it - write across the bottom "not Kiefer Sutherland," just so that we don't disturb Mr. Sutherland.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : [sarcastically] That's a really good idea.
Lt. Randall Disher : You think so?
Capt. Stottlemeyer : No.
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Capt. Stottlemeyer : All right, you think there's a connection. I'm here, convince me: why would a killer, a killer every cop in the city is looking for, hang around your neighborhood to steal candy from children?
[long pause, while Adrian whispers in Ambrose's ear, Ambrose whispers back, and so forth]
Ambrose Monk : We don't know.