Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Missing Granny (2004)

Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk

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• [an old woman, actually Randy wearing a wig and some makeup, walks up to Monk and Sharona at the homeless shelter's serving counter] 

  Adrian Monk : Oh my god!

  Sharona Fleming : [seeing through the disguise]  What are you supposed to be?

  Lt. Randall Disher : I'm undercover. I'm homeless.

  Sharona Fleming : What's that on your face?

  Lt. Randall Disher : Dirt.

  Sharona Fleming : [to Monk]  Give the lady some gravy.

  [Monk does so] 

• Sharona Fleming : [11:30]  This is crazy. What kind of ransom demand is this?

  Adrian Monk : I know. The kidnappers are risking life in prison for what, $500 worth of food? I mean, the shelter on Third is serving turkey tonight, anyway.

  Sharona Fleming : Well, we can't stand around here like this. We don't exactly blend in.

  Adrian Monk : Do you have a suggestion?

  Sharona Fleming : This is crazy.

  Adrian Monk : It doesn't matter. I'm getting my badge back.

  Sharona Fleming : I'll believe that when we see it. Julie Parlo didn't exactly seem like supreme court material.

  Adrian Monk : Gravy?

  Bearded Man : No thanks.

  Adrian Monk : Everyone else is having gravy.

  Bearded Man : I don't like it.

  Adrian Monk : Why don't you have a little gravy?

  Sharona Fleming : He doesn't want any gravy.

  Adrian Monk : I think the gentleman can speak for himself.

  Bearded Man : I don't want any gravy.

  Adrian Monk : OK, enjoy your meal.

• Julie Parlo : [20:18]  This is Adrian Monk & Sharona Fleming. This is my study group, Edie Rusher, Tom Burton, & Sascha Gordon.

  Sharona Fleming : Are you studying in Spanish?

  Tom Burton : Oh, yeah. I'm taking the next bar exam in Peru. It's all true or false down there.

  Adrian Monk : Doesn't that mean you'll only be able to practice in Peru?

  Tom Burton : Oh, geez.

  Sharona Fleming : Do any of you have any professional experience yet?

  Julie Parlo : Well we've done a lot of pro bono work.

  Sascha Gordon : Last year we assisted in two death penalty cases: Sal Dickersen & Bill Jansen.

  Adrian Monk : Dickerson & Jansen, weren't they...?

  Sascha Gordon : I miss them every day.

  Edie Rusher : That's how you learn: by making mistakes. Now we know if you're filing a stay of execution, you have to take into account daylight savings time.

  Tom Burton : The law is hard, Mr. Monk. All these books, hmm? And there are more upstairs.

  Adrian Monk : Um, about my reinstatement. You guys definitely talked in person to professor Eugene Emory?

  Julie Parlo : Absolutely. Here's his notes right here. Professor Emory said it can't fail.

  Adrian Monk : It can't fail.

• [Monk and Stottlemeyer are interrogating Ron Abrash about the kidnapping] 

  Adrian Monk : You look familiar, Ronnie. Didn't I see you last week at the opera?

  Ron Abrash : The opera? What have you been smoking, man?

  Adrian Monk : I've been smoking the TRUTH, man!

  Ron Abrash : What are you guys doing - good cop, crazy cop?