Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Missing Granny (2004)

Ted Levine: Stottlemeyer

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Quotes 

• Julie Parlo : [walks up to Stottlemeyer]  Excuse me, Captain Stottlemeyer?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Yep.

  Julie Parlo : Hi, I'm Julie Parlo. Uh, where is the FBI? This is a kidnapping. I happen to be a lawyer, so I know that in a kidnapping situation the FBI has jurisprudence.

  Lt. Randall Disher : That's only true if your grandmother's been taken across the state lines...

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : ...or if she's been held for more than 24 hours. And I think you meant to say "jurisdiction." What kind of lawyer are you?

• Lt. Randall Disher : [Stottlemeyer invites Monk to help interview a suspect]  Okay, cool. We can do Good Cop, Bad Cop, Worse Cop.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Randy, it's a two-man job. Just wait here.

  Lt. Randall Disher : Okay, I'll just wait here and...

  Sharona Fleming : ...weep openly.

  Lt. Randall Disher : Do some paperwork.

  Sharona Fleming : While you weep openly.