The Monkees (TV Series)

A Coffin Too Frequent (1967)

George Furth: Henry

Quotes 

• Henry Weatherspoon : You see, I am a scientist, and in order to bring people back from the dead, I have invented a magnificent pill.

  Mike : Oh, come on, you invented aspirin?

  Henry Weatherspoon : Ah! That's only a disguise.

  Micky : Aspirin in disguise? I don't believe it.

  Mike : Well I do, and I also get it. See, he gives us the pill, and we believe that Elmer came back from the dead. We also see pretty colors...

  Micky : Right!

  Mike : ...and things climbing up the wall, well, I bet ya it does a lot of things.

  Henry Weatherspoon : I told you, I am a scientist!

  Mike : [small voice]  Yeah, I know you did.

  Micky : Mad scientist?

  Henry Weatherspoon : No, but I will be if he keeps making those remarks.

• Henry Weatherspoon : Is everything prepared in the basement, Boris?

  Boris Weatherspoon : Hmmm.

  Henry Weatherspoon : Don't beat around the bush. Yes or no?

  Boris Weatherspoon : Hmmm.

  Henry Weatherspoon : Good. Why didn't you say so the first time?