The Monkees (TV Series)

Dance, Monkee, Dance (1966)

Hal March: Renaldo

Quotes 

• Renaldo : Sucker.

  Miss Buntwell : Oh, he seemed nice!

  Renaldo : They're all nice, as long as they sign that lifetime contract.

  [laughs] 

  Renaldo : That kid'll be dancing 'till he's eighty.

• Micky : Hello, I'm George Michael Dolenz, Peter Tork's solicitor.

  Renaldo : Oh, yes, shows a lot of promise, lot of promise.

  Micky : Well, my client is an eccentric playboy, you see, and he has a strange affliction called ballpointitis.

  [Renaldo laughs] 

  Micky : A need to sign long term contracts.

• Micky : Do you mean to tell me that if took this contract, and I signed it here...

  Renaldo : And there.

  Micky : And there.

  Renaldo : That I will be forced to take your dance class for life?

  Renaldo : Right, councilor, welcome to Renaldo's Dance Au Go Go.

• Renaldo : And now ladies, the moment you've been waiting for: your free introductary dance lesson, with Renaldo's Dancing Smoothies.

• Renaldo : What do you want?

  Peter : Would you show me how to do the box step again?