The Monkees (TV Series)

Don't Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth (1966)

Jerry Colonna: Dr. Mann

Quotes 

• Dr. Mann : You have a very sick horse here.

  Mike : Oh, eh, Dr. Mann, you don't understand.

  Dr. Mann : Please don't explain, there's no time to waste, I may have to operate.

  Peter : [dressed as the front end of a horse]  You can't operate. I'm not a horse, I'm a Monkee.

  Dr. Mann : Hahaha, A likely story. I suppose you sing, too?

  Davy : [dressed as the back end of a horse]  Yeah, both of us in here do.

  Dr. Mann : Egad, it's even worse than I thought. This horse not only has delusions of singing, it has a split personality!

• Mike : Hi, I'm the fella that called before.

  Dr. Mann : Where's the monkey?

  Mike : Oh, I'm the Monkee.

  Dr. Mann : You're the monkey? You don't need a vet, young man, you need a psychiatrist!

  Mike : No, wait a minute, you don't, you don't understand. I'm not a real monkey, I'm the kind of Monkee that sings!