The Monkees (TV Series)
Everywhere a Sheik, Sheik (1967)
Davy Jones: Davy
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Quotes
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Mike : Did you know that a chick mailed herself to Davy? Davy didn't...
Interviewer : Oh! Yeah! What happened about that one?
Davy : Some, some young lady came up with the bright idea of mailing herself to us...
Mike : And it ruined her arm...
[makes postage machine noises]
Davy : And she put herself in a big box, put herself in a box this big, and sent herself up and put photographs on it. And we opened it and this young lady popped out.
Interviewer : What happened to her?
Peter : Popped her back in again.
Davy : We shipped her to the Beatles.
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Davy : What did you bring me here for?
Shazer : You are the guest of King Hassar of Nehudi. You are going to marry his daugher.
Davy : Marry his daugher? I don't even know her! Anyway, why would she want to marry me?
Shazer : Why does the camel sleep with one eye facing the desert moon?
Davy : To keep his pants up?
[laughs]
