- King Hassaar Yaduin: The palace has 700 bedrooms, 22 swimming pools and an indoor polo field!
- Micky: 700 bedrooms!
- Peter: Yes, but what kind of neighborhood is it in?
- Princess Colette Yaduin: You must warn him.
- Maiden #1: But Your Majesty, I will be seized before I even have a chance to explain it.
- Princess Colette Yaduin: Then be brief. Tell him: Golden Grecian goblets guarantee graves.
- Maiden #1: [whispers the message to Peter]
- Peter: Hey Micky, Golden Grecian goblets guarantee graves.
- Micky: Golden Grecian goblets guarantee graves, golden Grecian goblets guarantee graves... That's pretty good. Try this one: Rubber baby buggy bumpers.
- Mike: Did you know that a chick mailed herself to Davy? Davy didn't...
- Interviewer: Oh! Yeah! What happened about that one?
- Davy: Some, some young lady came up with the bright idea of mailing herself to us...
- Mike: And it ruined her arm...
- [makes postage machine noises]
- Davy: And she put herself in a big box, put herself in a box this big, and sent herself up and put photographs on it. And we opened it and this young lady popped out.
- Interviewer: What happened to her?
- Peter: Popped her back in again.
- Davy: We shipped her to the Beatles.
- Davy: What did you bring me here for?
- Shazer: You are the guest of King Hassar of Nehudi. You are going to marry his daugher.
- Davy: Marry his daugher? I don't even know her! Anyway, why would she want to marry me?
- Shazer: Why does the camel sleep with one eye facing the desert moon?
- Davy: To keep his pants up?
- [laughs]