- Micky: There haven't really been riots, there have been, in actuality, since I, since I was there, there have been demonstrations and, eh, but I guess a lot of people and journalists don't know how to spell 'demonstrations' and use the word 'riot' 'cause it only has four letters.
- Interviewer: [interviewing Mike during the epilogue tag] Would you want the kids to wear their hair like yours?
- Mike: I think they should wear their hair the way they want to wear it.
- Davy: The reason I haven't spoken all this time is because that it doesn't matter what I say, nobody will listen to me because I'm under 21. So I'm just keeping my mouth shut.
- Micky: [commenting in the epilogue tag about Sunset Strip disturbances he had witnessed] When it first happened there was a comment by the Sheriff of Los Angeles, he said the curfew should be abolished, that they should take the babysitting job out of the hands of the police and put it in the hands of the parents, if parents feel their kids should be out after 10:00 then they should be out.
- [while waiting to audition for Hubbell Bensen, Peter can't stop hiccuping]
- Davy: Listen, I'll get rid of your hiccups. Now, just imagine you're in some far-off place, and you're on the rolling high seas and you're heading for...
- [while Davy thinks of a place, Peter turns green... literally]
- Davy: Madagascar!
- [Mike notices Peter's change of color]
- Mike: Hey, he... he's turning green.
- Davy: [while Pete covers his mouth] Hey, Peter, what's the matter?
- Peter: [about to vomit] Seasick!
- Davy, Mike and Micky: [turning to the camera] SEASICK?
- Hubbell Benson: When I want an idiot to do a job, I'll do it myself.
- Hubbell Benson: [bumps into a low hanging lampshade] Idiot!
- Reporter: That's quite a story. The mystery group and the half-a-million-dollar contract.
- Hubbell Benson: You'd better make that a million dollars. It's gonna be an hour show.
- Davy: Hello, operator?
- Operator: Hello, may I help you sir?
- Davy: Oh yeah, eh, we're musicians and we're rehearsing, I mean we're auditioning here in the phone booth and we got cut off. What are we going to do now?
- Operator: Do you know 'Melancholy Baby'?
- Davy: Oh, that's very funny, yeah.
- [hangs up the phone]
- Davy: Okay, mate, the phone booth is yours.
- [a man in a business suit who has been waiting a long time hurries past Peter and changes into Superman in the phone booth]
- Hubbell Benson: [shouting to be heard over the music] Say you're the Monkees!
- Davy: Oh, we're the Monkees.
- Irene Chomsky: Ah! Eureka!
- Peter: No, we're Americans.