The Monkees (TV Series)
Hitting the High Seas (1967)
Micky Dolenz: Micky
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Quotes
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Micky : Boy, Pete, you sure know how to use your mouth.
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The Captain : Who are these fools?
Micky : The eh, new shipmates, sir.
The Captain : Where did you get that long hair?
Micky : Well, there's this little store on Sunset Strip...
The Captain : Cut it off!
Micky : No!
Davy : No!
Peter : No.
Micky : We can't cut it, we'd lose our strength!
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The Captain : And who are you to tell me about naval law?
Harry Hooker : His name is Jones, sir. Davy Jones.
The Captain : Davy Jones? As in Davy Jones' Locker?
Micky : Yeah, right! It's his great-great-grandfather, and when he turns 25, he inherits the locker!
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Davy : Hey, they're both crackers!
Peter : What do you mean, crackers?
Davy : Crazy, they're both crazy.
Peter : Who? Who's crazy?
Davy : The captain.
Peter : Ah, come on!
Davy : Honestly, he was asking advice from his parrot!
Micky : Was the parrot charging him?
Davy : No, no.
Micky : Then the parrot's crackers, crazy.
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The Captain : Here's your swords and your pistols. Oh, and the lyrics to some of the better-known pirate songs. I just hope you men are tough enough for this job.
Micky : Tough? Hahaha. Peter's so tough his nails get rusty!
Davy : Heheheh heh. He's so tough, he loves the sight of blood, that he pours ketchup on everything he eats, even cornflakes.
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The Captain : Nobody mutinies on my ship!
Horace the Parrot : What about those guys in '49?
The Captain : Oh, shut up, Horace!