The Monkees (TV Series)

Hitting the High Seas (1967)

Peter Tork: Peter

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• The Captain : Men, you've been found guilty of insubordination to a commanding officer, inspiring mutiny, and what is even worse: impersonating a parrot! Now, have you got anything to say before we execute sentence on you?

  Peter : Yes, I do, I'm innocent. I never impersonated a parrot in my life. I can't even do a good cow. Moo.

• The Captain : This man's leading a mutiny aboard my boat. And I wanna know who's helping him.

  Davy : Eh, would you be easier on him if you find the others?

  The Captain : No. He'll die just the same.

  Davy : We told you not to try it!

  Peter : We said singlehanded mutinies never work, stranger!

  The Captain : Stranger? I thought you came aboard with him?

  Davy : Him? Nah! We've never seen him before, we wouldn't hang around with long-haired weirdoes like that, would we?

  Peter : Dirty commie!

• The Captain : Who are these fools?

  Micky : The eh, new shipmates, sir.

  The Captain : Where did you get that long hair?

  Micky : Well, there's this little store on Sunset Strip...

  The Captain : Cut it off!

  Micky : No!

  Davy : No!

  Peter : No.

  Micky : We can't cut it, we'd lose our strength!

• Davy : Hey, they're both crackers!

  Peter : What do you mean, crackers?

  Davy : Crazy, they're both crazy.

  Peter : Who? Who's crazy?

  Davy : The captain.

  Peter : Ah, come on!

  Davy : Honestly, he was asking advice from his parrot!

  Micky : Was the parrot charging him?

  Davy : No, no.

  Micky : Then the parrot's crackers, crazy.

• The Captain : Pull up the Jolly Roger!

  Peter : [terrified]  The Rolly Joger!