The Monkees (TV Series)

I Was a 99-Pound Weakling (1967)

Davy Jones: Davy

Quotes 

• Peter : [as the rigged blimp carrying the muscle man floats away]  Well, there he goes.

  Davy : Yeah, where's that uh der-uh... der-uh blimp headed for?

  Peter : [almost comically]  Bayonne, New Jersey.

  Davy : Bayon-Bayonne, New Jer-? You know, I used to have a girlfriend in Bayonne, New Jersey.

  Peter : Anything like the Secaucus girls?

  Davy : [nonchalantly]  No, I don't know, her name was MaryAnn.

• Shah-Ku : You too, if you stand up, you may join us.

  Davy : Er, I am standing up.

• Davy : Shall we kill him now, or later?

  Mister Shneider : Does hunger justify murder?

  Davy : Oh, man, they'd never convict you if they tasted that.