The Monkees (TV Series)

I Was a 99-Pound Weakling (1967)

Peter Tork: Peter

Quotes 

• Peter : [as the rigged blimp carrying the muscle man floats away]  Well, there he goes.

  Davy : Yeah, where's that uh der-uh... der-uh blimp headed for?

  Peter : [almost comically]  Bayonne, New Jersey.

  Davy : Bayon-Bayonne, New Jer-? You know, I used to have a girlfriend in Bayonne, New Jersey.

  Peter : Anything like the Secaucus girls?

  Davy : [nonchalantly]  No, I don't know, her name was MaryAnn.

• Peter : I wish Mike were here.

• Bulk : Listen, doctor, I'm as strong as an ox!

  Peter : [disguised as a doctor]  Oh, well, that's all right, this disease will sap your strength. In ten minutes, you'll be as weak as a spineless jellyfish. If there's anyone you want to beat up, I suggest you do it straight off. That'll be ten dollars.

• Peter : [on the phone]  And I'm awfully worried about him, Mr. Shah-Ku, he's falling down from hunger.

  Shah-Ku : You have a very deep voice for a mother, Mrs. Dolenz.

  Peter : I'm not Mrs. Dolenz.

  Shah-Ku : Oh, Micky came from a broken home.