The Monkees (TV Series)
Monkees Blow Their Minds (1968)
Monte Landis: Oraculo
Quotes
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The Great Oracullo : Look into my eyes. Deeply, deeply, ever so deeply, yes... deeply, deeply, what do you see?
Peter : Dishonesty, cowardice and a lack of scruples.
The Great Oracullo : Too deep. Try again.
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The Great Oracullo : Oh Mr. Tork, why don't you join me in a cup of tea?
Peter : Would you think we we'll both fit?
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The Great Oracullo : And now, Mr. Tork, you will do everything exactly as I have told you to do. First...
Peter : [in a trance] First I will kill Oracullo.
The Great Oracullo : [shocked] Who told you to do that?
Peter : He who secretly hates Oracullo and hasn't the guts to tell him.
Rudy Bayshore : For a psychic slave you got a big mouth!
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The Great Oracullo : The hiding place of a body is locked deeply into your unconsious. Now I want you to free your mind of all thought.
[Mike takes a sip of his tea while pretendint to smoke a pipe]
The Great Oracullo : Good Now, eh, how do you feel?
Mike : [faking amnesia] Oh, ah, ehm, toughtless.
The Great Oracullo : Hmm. Look deeply... deeply, deeply into my eyes. Now what do you see?
Mike : Cowardice, and ehm, dishonesty, and a general lack of scruples.
The Great Oracullo : [facing camera] Maybe there's something in what they say.
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The Great Oracullo : [Peter has broken free from his chains on the wall by Oraculo's command]
[disembodied voice]
The Great Oracullo : You fool, that's not the way to the door!
Peter : Well, what do you expect form a psychic slave?
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The Great Oracullo : Ah, you sir, may I ask, what is your occupation?
Lawyer : Yes, I'm a lawyer.
The Great Oracullo : A lawyer, oh, let me see what I can see for the future... Ah yes, your future is assured! At the age of twenty nine, you will be the youngest judge ever to sit on the Supreme Court!
[audience applaudes]
Lawyer : But I'm already thirty five...
The Great Oracullo : Then you should have come to see me sooner.
[audience boos]
