The Monkees (TV Series)

Monkees Chow Mein (1967)

Dave Barry: Inspector Blount

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• Inspector Blount : Speed is not as important as secrecy. In our business, secrecy is our most important weapon. Utter secrecy!

  Davy , Peter , Mike : Secrecy, secrecy, secrecy, secrecy, secrecy, secrecy, secrecy.

  Inspector Blount : What are you doing?

  Mike : Uttering secrecy.

• Inspector Blount : [Picks up the phone]  Hello? Yes, they've captured one of the boys, but they got the wrong one. The piece of information they want is in my safe. We're planning what action to take now. You're welcome.

  [Hangs up] 

  Mike : Who was that?

  Inspector Blount : I don't know!

• Inspector Blount : I came as fast as I could.

  Mike : Yeah, how did you get here, by oxcart?