The Monkees (TV Series)

Monkees Race Again (1968)

Peter Tork: Peter

Quotes 

• T.N. Crumpetts : I say, Peter, would you care for another spot of tea?

  Peter : No, thanks, I have several spots already.

  [laughs] 

  T.N. Crumpetts : Eh, Carruthers, spray away...

  [Carruthers begins spraying a scent into the air] 

  Micky : What's that?

  T.N. Crumpetts : It's for atmosphere. Genuine London Mist spray. Also comes in roll-on, of course.

  Davy : [fake Liverpudlian accent]  Smells like Liverpool to me.

• Mike : Now, hold it, hold it, before this scene goes any further, man, what is this gun thing?

  Wolfgang : Well, now just a minute, we've got to have the gun. After all, it's a prop.

  Mike : That's horrible!

  Peter : Put that away!

  Mike : It's bad enough that you're with a uniform and all!

  Peter : But, guns on television and everything, it's bad enough we have a tuning fork!

• Peter : [to Wolfgang]  You know, your pitch is lousy, but you have a pretty good voice. If we don't find Micky, would you like to join our group?