The Monkees (TV Series)

Some Like It Lukewarm (1968)

Davy Jones: Davy

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Quotes 

• Davy : I always wondered what the noise was at our house. It was my three sisters, learning how to walk!

• Micky : He likes you.

  Peter : All you have to do is go out with him and we're a sinch to win!

  Mike : Yeah, as a matter of fact, if you let him kiss you, you may own the Television Station.

  Davy : One more remark like that and I'll hit you with me purse.

• Davy : I'd like a very secluded booth, please.

  Pierre : I have a booth which is so secluded that last week three of our best waiters diseappeared by trying to find it.

• Mike : Alright, where's the cash?

  Jerry Blavat : Cash? You guys don't even qualify! Where's the girl?

  Davy : Where's the girl? What are you, a contest manager or a house detective?

• Davy : Hey look, you guys, how, how are you gonna turn me into a woman?

  Micky : After all, what is a woman but a rag, a bone and a hank' o hair?

• Davy : [Davy has dressed up as a chick]  So, how do I look?

  Micky : Kind of like a raggy, hairy bone.

  Mike : A hairy, boney rag.

• Davy : I don't even know how to act like a woman.

  Peter : Oh, well, that's a sinch, I have here this book: 'How to act like a feminine female in three easy lessons'.

• Davy : Hi fellas...

  [fake yawn] 

  Davy : Where have you been?

  Micky : It was the, eh... eh... the, eh...

  Davy : Some little out of the way place that nobody goes?

  Micky : Yeah, that's it, yeah, the Southside Branch.

• Daphne : What have we done?

  Davy : I don't know, but... it was terribly wrong.