The Monkees (TV Series)

The Christmas Show (1967)

Davy Jones: Davy

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Quotes 

• Davy : What is he, the world's youngest midget?

• Davy : That's it. I'm I'm, I'm, I'm mad, now, I'm gonna take a crack at him. You know, he's almost as big as I am.

  Micky : You got a good chance, then.

• Davy : [Peter drives by on an out of control toy motorcycle]  Peter!

  Salesgirl : Where did he come from?

  Davy : He left home, got up through the studio gates and right onto the set, here.

• Melvin Vandersnoot : Bah, humbug!

  Mike : What did you say?

  Melvin Vandersnoot : I said bah, humbug!

  Mike : I think you need some lessons on Christmas.

  Peter : Boy, this kid needs some lessons in Christmas.

  Davy : You're telling me!

• Davy : [Mickey and Davy are up on the roof dressed as Father Christmas and his teeny tiny helper]  Ok Micky, Micky, down you go.

  Micky : Why don't you go down first? You're my helper.

  Davy : No, listen, the kid can't see me first, he's gotta see you, you're Father Christmas.

  Micky : Why don't you go down half way, tell me what it's like, come back here and tell me.

  Micky : How come I'm all clean and you're all dirty?

  Davy : Don't you mean how come you're all dirty and I'm all clean?

  Micky : Yeah!

  Davy : Well, you see, you're always on about me, being little teeny tiny weeny little David, you see...

  Micky : Hey, hey.

  Davy : So I figured, I'd come down the middle of the chimney and avoid the sides, you see.

  Micky : Oh, right!

  [blows a handful of soot in Davy's face] 

  Davy : That's charming.