"Monty Python's Flying Circus" Mr. Neutron (TV Episode 1974) - Terry Jones as Scrap Man, Mr. Entrail, Second Eskimo, Trapper, Giuseppe, Mrs. Scum, Various

Mr. Neutron : Mrs. S., there is something I have to tell you.

Mrs. Scum : Yes Mr. N.?

Mr. Neutron : I have won a Kellogg's Corn Flake competition.
Scrap Man : [about his wife's relatives] They're a couple of little bastards. I hate 'em. They've got eyes like little pigs, just like their mother. She's a disaster... a really horrible-looking person, she is. I thought that one would stay on the shelf, but along comes this stupid dentist git. He's a real creepy little bastard, he is. I hate 'im.

Terry Jones: Scrap Man, Mr. Entrail, Second Eskimo, Trapper, Giuseppe, Mrs. Scum, Various