"Monty Python's Flying Circus" Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular (TV Episode 1972) Poster

John Cleese: Announcer, Alan, The Minister For Overseas Development, Second Presenter, Fourth Knight, First Officer, Police Chief, Various

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  • Alan : [How To Do It set]  Hello.

    Noel : Hello.

    Alan : Well, last week we showed you how to become a gynecologist. And this week on How To Do It, we're going to show you how to play the flute, how to split an atom, how to construct a box-girder bridge, how to irrigate the Sahara desert and make vast new areas of land cultivatable, but first, here's Jackie to tell you how to rid the world of all known diseases.

    Jackie : Hello Alan.

    Alan : Hello Jackie.

    Jackie : Well, first of all become a doctor and discover a marvelous cure for something, and then, when the medical world really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be diseases ever again.

    Alan : Thanks, Jackie. Great Idea. How to play the flute. Well here we are. You blow there and you move fingers up and down there.

    Noel : Great, great Alan. Well, next week, we'll be showing you how black and white people can live together in peace and harmony, and Alan will be over in Moscow showing you how to reconcile the Russians and the Chinese. So, until next week, cheerio.

    Alan : Bye.

    Jackie : Bye.

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